Her: What's your last name again, I forgot?
Me: Durina...
Her: "Oh that makes sense. You know what дура is, right?"
Me: "...как дурак" ["like durak?" Durak is an idiot...see here for great list of possible translations. http://translate.google.com/translate_t?hl=&ie=UTF-8&text=basically%0D%0A&sl=ru&tl=en#ru|en|%D0%B4%D1%83%D1%80%D0%B0%D0%BA]
Her: Of course like дурак. That's a good last name for you.
Me: *gasping for air from shock/laughter*
I love her.
wtffffffff she is insane.
ReplyDeletehowever, that google translate link gives the following list, which i believe is absurdly accurate:
1. fool
2. idiot
3. stupid
4. imbecile
5. mutt
6. silly
7. dope
8. arsehole
9. softy
10. goof
11. goose
12. booby
13. zany
14. cuddy
15. nitwit
16. mutton-head
17. sap
18. nut
19. jackass
20. tomfool
21. donkey
22. softie
23. dumbhead
24. bonehead
25. juggins
26. pumpkin-head
27. chump
28. foozle
29. blunderhead
30. get
31. twit
32. flat
33. driveller
34. erk
35. tom-noddy
36. dimwit
37. driveler
38. lummox
39. lack-brain
40. saphead
41. moke
42. noddy
43. pillock
44. pinhead
45. punk
46. blunt
47. berk
48. stupe
49. dumbbell
50. ninny
51. woodenhead
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