Babushka: What's that?
Me: It's a bracelet.
Babushka: That's terrible. It's so ugly. You look like a gypsy. Take it off at the dinner table!
Me: ...okay.
Babushka: And you want to be a diplomat! Diplomats don't look like gypsies!
I'm waiting for the day I look like a Chechen. New goal.
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